The Evil Metric System Conspiracy!

TO: ALL DECOLOGISTS.
FROM: OY VEY EL PRESIDENTÉ.
RE: NEW RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC ADDED TO THE FANCLUB.

NOW HEAR THIS:
Greetings, fellow Decologists and other assorted weirdos! As of August 20,
2010, I am happy to be able to report that another BRAND NEW,
never-before-seen rant by the late, great Francis E. Dec, Esquire has been
added to the Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub! The rant in question: “The
Evil Metric System Conspiracy!” Its message? Stop the metrication process
RIGHT NOW, before the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God
uses the metric system to destroy all standards and values, rewrite
history, and force us all into outer space on nucleonic-powered exoplanets
to “SURVIVE”! If that makes no sense to you, you are in no way alone – but
I hope you will enjoy this rant by Dec regardless! Please feel free to
check it out by following the below address:

http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/metricsystem.htm

The rant also features an audio recording by “The Great Grottu”, so be
sure to check that out while you’re listening to it!

I hope you’ve all have had a great summer, and that you’ll have an even
greater autumn! Soon(ish), Halloween will roll around the corner. If’n
you’re going trick-or-treating, be sure to disguise yourselves as either
Francis E. Dec or a Frankenstein Slave! And send me some pictures of it,
you hangmanrope crazy felon gangster-slaves, you!

DULY SIGNED:
//Peter “zer0” Branting,
Fanclub Founder and Prez.
20 August 2010

~ by gorightly on August 20, 2010.

2 Responses to “The Evil Metric System Conspiracy!”

  1. OY VEY.

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