Goddess Eris To Reappear In 2012?
Recent discoveries suggest that the monumental paradigm shifting event to occur in 2012 will be the reemergence of the Goddess Eris, thus ushering forth a new aeon of chaos and discord.
This Erisian epiphany was revealed to yours truly, Adam Gorightly (aka “The Wrong Reverend Houdini Kundalini of the Church of Unwavering Indifference”) exactly 5 days and 23 minutes ago, when I discovered — or perhaps was illuminated with the revelation — that the date 2012 (2+0+1+2) = 5, the most holy number in Discordianism.
It should also be noted that 2012 (20+1+2) = 23, the second most holy number connected to Erisian worship, and that 23 (2+3) = 5.
In Discordianism, The Law of Five suggests that all events in the universe are related to the number 5, and that this relationship can always be demonstrated…given enough ingenuity on the part of the demonstrator.
The Law of Five is further demonstrated in the Five Commandments, as well as the Five Apostles of Eris, the five ranks within Discordianism, and the five-fingered hand of Eris, which come 2012 will roll her golden apple across the world’s stage and bring about the biggest earth changing pajama party seen in these parts since the days of Noah’s Flood.
So hold on to your skirts, ladies: 2012 is going to be one wild ride!
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!