The Latest Issue of “Adam:The Paranormal Men’s Magazine”
The latest issue of my paranormal men’s magazine, Adam, has just hit the stands, featuring articles on how to pick up chicks at ufo conferences, and using your remote viewing abilities to be a peeping tom. Copies are only 50 cents. (Cheap!)
And while you’re at it, pick up a copy of our paranormal stag party album!
Doe ray me, your antlers are showing. We liberated crackpot chicks can’t remotely relate to this sexist display of first manliness. (Just kidding, of course. Just gave me an excuse to pun around).