The Chicks Dig Bigfoot
Well, that isn’t actually a Bigfoot in the above photo….or is it? What I believe we are looking at is Chewbaca goin’ to town with Princess Lay-Ya in a porno version of Stars Wars, a photo I lifted from Grottu Orloff’s wonderfully weirdo website.
On online search reveals that there was such a Star Wars porn film made a couple years or so ago called, fittingly enough, Star Whores. Whatever the case, I wouldn’t be so quick to write off this Bigfoot-Wookie connection.
For those of us who’ve delved deep into the UFO mystery, many are the reports of purported Bigfeets seen in tandem or in the same vicinity as them crazy ufonauts, which might go a long way in explaining this Wookie-Bigfoot connection, in that they may be one and the same critter, as Chewbacca was one badass pilot of what could be considered a UFO, that being Hans Solo’s spaceship, the Millenium Falcon (Or, as he was probably known in this porno flick, Hand Solo.)
Millenium Falcon, UFO? You decide!
And so perhaps the mystery of Bigfoot seen with UFO’s has at last been solved!
You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.
right, I didn’t think so either
happiness is a warm wookiee
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