Fear and Paranoia at ConCon7
http://home.online.no/~janbruun/blog.html
PARANOIA used to be “The Conspiracy Reader”, now the word “paranormal” has joined up on the cover. A bad sign, as it’s more often than not just a euphemism for idiotic ghost- and UFO-delusions touted by crackpots who don’t even have the guts to take the leap of faith it takes to become a christian. 
The mag has been plagued and sometimes dominated by pseudo-religious nutjobs from the start in ‘92, but I tend to read it for the other stuff, articles with at least some small connection to the “real” world.
This time, Adam Gorightly (author of the Kerry Thornley biography) goes to the Conspiracy Convention 07 in San Jose, an event where the “conspiracy theorists” have a hard time enjoying themselves, as the paranoia grows during the weekend. They might be infiltrated by government agents! Writer Kenn Thomas of Steamshovel Press suspects some kind of foreign implant in his knee, but is reluctant to have an operation to remove it, as fellow conspiracy author Jim Keith DIED during a seemingly simple operation of the KNEE! Oo-ee-oo.
Other lecturers claim that there are no laws on the books that requires americans to pay taxes. Gorightly is wary that they might end up like Bill Cooper, author of “Behold A Pale Horse” who was SHOT after witholding taxes. And he was an above-the-KNEE amputee. The goverment wants all your cash and your KNEES too, so watch out!
Other articles in #46:
– The Demons of Eden: Lydia Cacho, Human Rights Activist by Scott Corrales
– Covert Bio-Warfare Research and the JFK Assassination – Dr. Alan Cantwell Interviews Ed Haslam
– A Cast of Characters: The Assassination of President Kennedy – Joan d’Arc Interviews Joan Mellen
– Tom Bearden 0.0: Wizard of Zero Point by Iona Miller
– The Cryptocracy’s Greatest Hits by Craig Heimbichner
– The Tangled Web Icke Weaves: Who is Behind David Icke’s Freedom Foundation? by Will Banyan
– The Revelation Will Not Be Televised: An ET Cover-up and its Mistaken Identity by Randy Koppang
– The Darvocets Have Landed: Music Review by Brian Dropdead
– The Kabbalah Unmasked: The Eschatology of Solomon’s Seal by John Paul Jones
– Persian Gulf Rent-A-Sheik by Dean Henderson
– The False Concept of Authority by Mary Croft
– The Ghostly Pioneer Lady of Constable Jacks by Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Ghostwriter
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A Conversation With Adam Gorightly « Beyond the Dial said this on November 25, 2007 at 9:28 am |
Jan Bruun can kiss my ass …. He doesn’t live in america and has no idea of the plague of rotting appendages in zombie christ america. Avoidance of a religious point of view would unfortunately rule out 80 percent of conspiracy research. There’s no other publication that has the audacity to mix the two. And there is no “real world” anymore, except in Jan Bruun’s delusions. Nuf said?
If you’re looking for Left Kabbalah Pillar cookie-cutter pablum (as you appear to be, Jan), I’m sure you can find plenty of print or online rags in Sweden which avoid the paranormal and go for the “normal” (over there), such as goings-on in the barnyard…
Gorightly copied the review from Jan Bruun’s site.
And he thinks it’s a good review, because it’s about HIM !
But he’s making no comment about the bullshit part of it!!! and boy is it bullshit.
BOMB SWEDEN!!!!!
Left Kabbalah Pillar cookie-cutter pablum?
I heard if you fashion a mannequin out of that special type of cookie cutter pablum then soak it in a hot tub full o’ spooks and Seagrams sauce down at Big Sur, you’ll end up with one fancy dancing CGI golem. Flashy…finest CGI imaginable. The important thing is the unicorn farts. Don’t forget the unicorn farts! They’re the breath of life that the cookie dough pablum golems require. Hallucinogenic too I hear.
I’m looking for financing to get me to Europe. Must set up massive CGI rendering laboratory in Prague ( city of magic! ) The time has come for absolutely epic CGI vehicles. Paranormal CGI! We need more intoxicating depictions of the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. Now! dammit!
The Persians are at the gates!
Interested parties can donate through:
http://www.phariseefart.org/imreallyspecial/007/htm
Don’t worry: a Golem to end all Golems is on the way over to Sweden this moment. Jan B. will be sorry he ever touched his keypad.
Bruun can go back to partying with sheep and cattle. Let’s hope Gorightly realizes the mistake he made in copying anything from that waste-of-Cyberspace blog.
I agree! PARANOIA has indeed “been plagued and sometimes dominated by pseudo-religious nutjobs.” Oh, wait a minute, I thought he was talking about American politics…
Let he whose pot is not cracked cast the first stone, Jan.
Nice job, Jan! Don’t spend that CIA stipend all in one place…
I’d still say that Paranoia is mostly a work of fiction, preying on the gullible just as much a the lullabies from Time and Newsweek.
Consp. theories and “alternative beliefs” serve as a religious crutch for people, putting the world into some sort of order and laying the blame for any and all problems somewhere else than at people’s own door. Some consp. theories might be on to something and some might be right on target, but magazines like Paranoia muddles the water by pouring tons of unfounded UFO and reptile nonsens into peoples faces. Thus unwittingly serving as disinformation more than anything else. Paranoid people might be tempted to call this the “Conspiracy conspiracy”. TV series like X Files would also serve the same purpose.
Some conspiracies are dressed up in religious hogwash, some may be partly motivated by religious views, but mostly they are motivated by pure greed and only presented to the public as a religious or political quest.
To add the word “paranormal” to the logo of the mag is admitting defeat and letting the nuts take over the asylum.
The magazine is however partly enjoyable as pure entertainment.
JBruun
BOMB NORWAY!
His Holiness Jan Bruun has pontificated, so all of you researchers just shut up, okay?
Obviously he’s not a student of Fort, or he would see how laughably self-refuting his whole posture truly is. He, not Paranoia, is the entertainment.
Hey, what happened to those posts from Al Hiddell? Vanished? Is there now a Jan Bruun-Adam Gorightly conspiracy in operation? Can’t take it, eh?
Actually I don’t have to send a Golem to deal with Jan Bruun–he is already part of the Collective Golem which is stumbling around the planet in a trance.
Hey Kadmon, lay off the Zohar…Al Hiddell didn’t post. However, other people did, and you got it right that the posts have vanished.
Okay, Goy Boy–so I got slightly confused.
That doesn’t change the fact that some posts have popped up and vanished.
It also doesn’t change the fact that Bruun is a first class zombie.
Yes, the diabolical Jan Bruun, a global Jew Illuminist banker by day, and blogging leftist pontificator by night, is controlling my every action from his secret compound in Sweden!
Nice attempt at a deflection…but I think the only things Bruun has control over are his blog and a couple of farm animals.
…but magazines like Paranoia muddles the water by pouring tons of unfounded UFO and reptile nonsens into peoples faces…
??? We’ve actually done very little on the reptilian thesis, you silly Norwegian person.
As Abraham Lincoln once said after his wife made him attend a lecture on spiritism: “For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like.”
Lincoln said that because he was more interested in farm animals.
BOMB NORWEGIAN AND SWEDISH FARM PARTIES!
Who is this Bruun blighter? Obviously a clueless European.
Paranoia has always had “paranormal” articles in the magazine and the addition of the word “Paranormal” to the sub-title is merely a recognition of that. The magazine has not changed its focus, and anyone who thinks that has obviously not been reading it over the years. I guess some people who consider themselves to be expert conspiracy theorists just cannot stand to have anything that’s even perceived to be “nutty” tossed their way. These people might consider taking some Xanax and Zoloft and then get back to us in about a month so we can see if sanity has set in.
>>>taking some Xanax and Zoloft
Or possibly lay off the crackpipe?
I suggest an enema.
>>>Consp. theories and “alternative beliefs” serve as a religious crutch for people, putting the world into some sort of order and laying the blame for any and all problems somewhere else than at people’s own door.
Bruunhilde probably believes all of the ‘official’ conspiracies, such as the Germans conspiring to bump off the Jews in WWII, or Al Qaeda conspiring to send planes into the Twin Towers. But in Bruunhilde’s own case–naturally–none of the above can be a “religious crutch.” Nope; that’s only for The Other.
Just another Swedish Meatball…
Why dont ya’all jus shut yer pieholes and go checkout my Luciferian manisfesto at http://www.ruperttheantichrist.com
spinning heads to bruun’s memory hole
Allright, nuthin’ like a lil’ Swedish Death Metal to usher in my End Times scenario in all its Satanic glory!
Too find out more about my Luciferian Agenda go to:
http://www.ruperttheantichrist.com
Hail Satan!
Hey Rupert:
To quote Jim Kelly in ‘Enter the Dragon:’ “Man, you come right out of a comic book…”
Not sure why your agenda is tagged on to Bruun boy’s straw-man attack on Paranoia, but you must have your own reasons.
Comics book my ass…Thats a depiction of my incredible true encounters with otherworldy inhabitants not of this here planet. Too find out more go too: http://www.ruperttheantichrist.com
as fer this fella Bruun I don’t know him from Adam (Kadman or Golightly!)
Hail Santa!
“Hail Santa” is a high-grade password and I’m surprised that you would use it lightly in a public forum.
haha! The man has a point about my friggin’ knee implant…
Maybe so…but then again, I’m all for illiterate foreign critics of Paranoia getting a brain implant so they can improve their reading comprehension. That way I won’t have to send a Golem across the Atlantic to take care of these matters. Golems are getting expensive these days.
Go left, go right, golems, go go girls?
Adam Kadmon, quit stuttering!
Fagan, I hate to break it to you, but you just cursed yourself in Enochian…
No, I’m trying to get your attention because I could use some assistance brother.
I’m getting hit real hard right now
http://www.fivebodied.com/viewtopic.php?t=2716&start=0
http://www.fivebodied.com/viewtopic.php?t=2707
Don’t break it to me then. The mask is off. I’m getting hit really hard now. Cooking with cellphone towers. Nice people.
http://fivebodied.com/viewtopic.php?t=2707&start=0
http://fivebodied.com/viewtopic.php?t=2716&start=0
http://fivebodied.com/viewtopic.php?t=2716&start=0
Cooking with cellphone towers feels great.
Adam, you around?
My links keep getting deleted
links are back up. thought you were spammin’, dude. Rock on.
Don’t mix Enochian with the cellphone. It will explode on you.
I understand the upcoming issue of Paranoia will make quite a splash. Maybe not with clueless Europeans, but oh well.
Oy. And verily.
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